During an interview the HR asks "Do you have boyfriend? If no, why not? ", what will be the best answer?

This is what I would say in my mind. Of course, I can’t afford to say that to the interviewer because hey! I don’t wanna die starving!

None of your business.

Oh wait! This is what I would say in my mind. Of course, I can’t afford to say that to the interviewer because hey! I don’t wanna die starving!

So may be this is how it would go-

Interviewer : Do you have a boyfriend?

Me : Umm no but why?

Interviewer : What! The last candidate we interviewed had had experiences of 3–4 relationships? You don’t have even one?

Me : Umm na no sir. Should I consider myself rejected already?

Interviewer : May we know the reason behind your incapability of finding a boyfriend?

(Sab aukaat se baahar wale hai sir..me whispering to myself)

Interviewer : What? Did you just say anything?

Me : No no nothing sir. Umm actually sir, the one I really love stays 8250 km from me. And he..

Interviewer : Oh okay so the next ques..

Me : And you know what..he is married too (sobbing)…

Interviewer : Oh! Let’s move to the next ques..

Me : I’ll tell you I was even ready to marry him even though we have 13 years of age difference between us but then now he has a 2 year old kid too (sobbing way too loudly now)…

Interviewer : Oh okay, Rutuja. I understand. I understand.

Me : (by now on the floor sobbing and cursing my destiny) No sir. You can’t. You just can’t!

SOMEONE JUST THROW HER OUT OF THE ROOM PLEASE…WATCHMAN…Kaha margaye ho...(Where the hell are you)

Me : I’ll tell you sir I’ve never missed any of his matches in last 8 years…nobody can love him as much as I do..but..